Let me start out by saying that I always assumed that San Francisco would be a cultural epicenter since it houses a pretty diverse population. Naturally when my friend invited me to go to the Chinese New Year’s Parade this past weekend I was pretty excited since it is the biggest Chinese New Year’s parade in the nation. Well, I definitely had a blast… but for reasons I wasn’t quite expecting. The whole thing turned out to be an incredibly ridiculous and almost hysterical interpretation/reduction of Chinese culture mixed in with some good ‘ol American consumerist culture. Just to list a few highlights of the night:
1. A slew of, get this, dancing rice bowls (Sponsored by a Lucky’s near you!)
2. A white woman in pseudo-Chinese attire and a Confucius mustache
3. Reallyyy cute little babies dressed as oxen
4. 123812930 Southwest Airlines floats/banners/cars… (we get it, you paid for the whole thing!)
5. DRAGONSSS :)
6. Dragons hitting people the face as they went by
7. Irish marching band??
However, I do have to give props to the “Get a Life” marching band (really, that’s what they’re called). They were pretty kickass… any tambourine openings, guys?

